“I had no idea who I was talking to at the Cannes Film Festival”
“Turns out… everyone else did”
I was at the Cannes Film Festival, and I had been drinking
With my strong Baptist roots, I was a cheap drunk.
It took just a couple of vodka shots to loosen me up.
As I looked out onto the balcony, I saw that the room was made of money.
It was 2008, and I was at the New Zealand film commission's Cannes Party that overlooked the Croisette and the southern Me…



