Invitation: Become a Pirate

Let’s tear up the map and hoist the sails

Someone just gave me a violent shake, and demanded to know, “What on dry earth is a modern day pirate?!”

So I stepped back, and straighten up my shirt, and I looked him dead in the eye…

And I said, “A Modern-Day Pirate is a rare soul, who tears up a boring map and says, I want to have the biggest, bravest, most adventurous life possible!

And so on America’…