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🐾 Tony’s on Tinder... Like a Juicy Dog with a Bone 😂

Leave it alone brother, leave it alone

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Geoff Talbot
Jun 23, 2025
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Whenever I catch up with Tony, he’s got his phone in his hand, swiping to the right furiously.

I’m pretty sure he’s got an addiction.

He’ll deny it.

He’ll say that he’s just fiercely determined to find the perfect woman.

Tony’s like a Jack Russell with a juicy bone.

I stole his phone once for shits and giggles, and he kept following me around begging like a …

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